Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth
Population | 6.368 billion |
Capital | Cape Chapel |
Leader | Prime Minister Wade |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | pound |
Animal | Lion |
The Holy Republic of Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wade with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.368 billion Saints are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Chapel. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Christian economy, worth a remarkable 1,136 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 178,393 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 693,866 per year while the poor average 31,359, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.
Sweet-toothed Saints have been left penniless by the VAT on candy, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, and the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances. Crime is totally unknown. Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.
Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth is ranked 254,791st in the world and 106th in Union of Christian Nations for Most Stationary, with 17.10987099412 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances.
- : Following new legislation in Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers.
- : Following new legislation in Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth, ADHD now stands for Attention Distracted by Hardware Devices.
- : Following new legislation in Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth, sweet-toothed Saints have been left penniless by the VAT on candy.
- : Following new legislation in Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth, the Christian football team for the Maxxmas ceasefire consists only of Intelligence Corps personnel.
- : Following new legislation in Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth, the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions.
- : Following new legislation in Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth, citizens sell their moldy bread as homemade penicillin.
- : Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth's influence in Union of Christian Nations rose from "Nipper" to "Truckler".
- : Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes, the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Nondenominational Christian Commonwealth relocated from Osiris to Union of Christian Nations.