by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 478thMost Valuable International Artwork: 573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 699th
The Quarantined Peoples of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Black Lives Matter
John Edwards
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population6.107 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards


The Quarantined Peoples of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by John Edwards with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.107 billion Noons enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 570 trillion Angorejes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,473 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the Foster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 109,169th in the world and 919th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,262.44 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 478thMost Valuable International Artwork: 573rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 699thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,257thMost Pacifist: 3,364thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,450thNicest Citizens: 5,199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,712thBest Weather: 6,782ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,026thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,636thSafest: 7,965thMost Inclusive: 8,512thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,773rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,835thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,726thHealthiest Citizens: 10,157thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,502ndMost Developed: 10,615thLowest Crime Rates: 11,285thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,318thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,216thMost Secular: 15,338thSmartest Citizens: 16,043rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,605thLargest Governments: 16,745thMost Efficient Economies: 16,887thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18,601stHighest Poor Incomes: 18,705thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,180th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 54th in the regionMost Pacifist: 66th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 85th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 97th in the regionNicest Citizens: 100th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 122nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 126th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 132nd in the regionBest Weather: 133rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 136th in the regionSafest: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 152nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 155th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 157th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 160th in the region

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