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Most Valuable International Artwork: 109thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,601stMost Pacifist: 1,621st
The  Wersons  of
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Population7.591 billion

LeaderJohn Edwards

Animalcow bat

The  Wersons  of Nooooooooooooooo is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by John Edwards with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.591 billion Noons enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Salabrachon. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Noon economy, worth 913 trillion Angorejes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 120,386 Angorejes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nooooooooooooooo's national animal is the cow bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nooooooooooooooo is ranked 21,801st in the world and 9th in Callista for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 7,175.46 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 109thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,601stMost Pacifist: 1,621stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,026thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,123rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,167thNicest Citizens: 2,252ndBest Weather: 2,369thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,510thSafest: 3,721stHealthiest Citizens: 3,794thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,877thMost Inclusive: 3,906thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,951stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,107thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,191stLowest Crime Rates: 4,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,708thMost Developed: 5,693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,363rdLargest Governments: 6,893rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,255thMost Influential: 7,301stLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,341stSmartest Citizens: 8,884thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,124thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,659thMost Secular: 11,278thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,432ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,976thMost Income Equality: 13,708thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,417thMost Efficient Economies: 16,770thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,905thHighest Economic Output: 20,333rdLargest Publishing Industry: 21,801stHighest Average Incomes: 23,344th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the region

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