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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,831st Rudest Citizens: 3,828th Most Influential: 6,724th
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Nordafrik Conclaves

Population392 million



The Disputed Territories of Nordafrik Conclaves is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, vat-grown people, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 392 million NordafrikšŠns are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akachi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The all-consuming Nordafrik Conclavesian economy, worth 39.3 trillion marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 100,151 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 298,669 per year while the poor average 26,297, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

School teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, and corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nordafrik Conclaves's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nordafrik Conclaves is ranked 131,333rd in the world and 5,255th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 25.21 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,831stRudest Citizens: 3,828thMost Influential: 6,724thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 7,677thLargest Retail Industry: 10,413thMost Armed: 13,580th
Rudest Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 206th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 308th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 310th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 427th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 451st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 478th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 482nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 482nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 498th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 520th in the regionMost Influential: 537th in the region

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