by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 354thLargest Retail Industry: 872ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,733rd
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Nordafrik Conclaves

Population2.52 billion



The Disputed Territories of Nordafrik Conclaves is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.52 billion NordafrikšŠns are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akachi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nordafrik Conclavesian economy, worth 511 trillion marks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 203,021 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 947,591 per year while the poor average 26,037, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

Recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, arbitration is mightier than the sword, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nordafrik Conclaves's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nordafrik Conclaves is ranked 206,160th in the world and 8,342nd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 18.19 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Rudest Citizens: 354thLargest Retail Industry: 872ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,733rdMost Influential: 1,914thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,432ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,449thHighest Crime Rates: 2,546thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,949thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,953rdMost Armed: 2,973rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,108thFattest Citizens: 3,325thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,429thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,881stMost Devout: 4,283rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,395thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,905thHighest Average Incomes: 6,061stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,345thMost Cultured: 7,421stSmartest Citizens: 8,331stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,880thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,241stTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,394thLargest Governments: 15,807thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,239thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,904thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,444thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 17,955thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,757th
Rudest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 36th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 69th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 71st in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 77th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Devout: 112th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 113th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 142nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 151st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 211th in the regionMost Cultured: 213th in the regionMost Influential: 213th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 252nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 283rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 284th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 374th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 427th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 449th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 456th in the regionLargest Black Market: 487th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 497th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 532nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 655th in the regionNudest: 656th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 700th in the regionMost Stationary: 750th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 810th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, government employees cannot vote for the policies they have to implement.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, Leader's webseries about the alleged hauntings of Akachi generates millions of views.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Nordafrik Conclaves, skateparks can be found in every city.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 129 » Drystar, Si-topia, Erinor, Saciu, Tsunamy, Barabarom, Wehraboos, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Luddinlande, Xandev, Kiasu-ism, The Filippinas, Aidenfieeld, Dasko, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Farengeto, Bear Connors Paradiso, Jehenna, Volaworand, Lambdaland, Tsvetania, Aumeltopia, The Solar System Scope, New Juan Carlos Land, USNE2018, Amerion, Kringalia, Qvait, Phanama, PenguinPies, Beepee, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Jennaterra, Aurcania, New Briantown, Land Without Shrimp, Sedunn, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, Qawe, Tilipria, Abarri, Astraee, Jaxon, Yeldarbsland, Realms of Madness, The naked people, and 79 others.Crystal Creation, Madreia, Cohors Stercore, Nueva Alta California, Cuuldere, Bleakfoot, Bizzie, Isles of Creckero, Curlyhoward, Steampunk Engineers, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Techganet, Tepertopia, Kandorith, Rabbitz, Tarnik, Greater Scott Islands, Votri, Eggraria, North Kanuckistan, Hutington, Corgitopiaa, Gliasco, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Anserisa, Holy Free, Sau Man Frescher, Roterdamia, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Utondara, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Eskvenn, Charloa, Omiri, Ralphburg, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, ChickenDome, Melicorium, Tridem, Elan Sleazebaganno, Merevane, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Escanval, Starsight, Shefino, The Worst army of, Auphelia, NganXuan, Oncarra, Matak Tribes, Royaltica, LadyRebels, Laamiva, RussiaSpetsnaz1, Well F, Rhetiaa, Kervanosia, United States of Vietnam, Purple Hyacinth, Sandaoguo, Ovkianos, Briteannia, Drugged Monkeys, Myness, Kedjens, Farelonia, Midand, Concrete Slab, Nookington, Weburya, Andinla, and Tioloman.

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