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Largest Agricultural Sector: 376thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,134thRudest Citizens: 4,357th
The Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
NorgiestoileckylockJ could’ve been a longer name.
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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NorgiestoileckylockJ

Population3.877 billion

CapitalNorth Bracksont
LeaderNewt Gingrich
FaithFlying Spaghetti Monster

CurrencyChocolate Bar
Animalfalcon

The Kingdom of NorgiestoileckylockJ is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Newt Gingrich with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, prohibition of alcohol, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.877 billion Norgiesomethingsomethingsomethingians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Bracksont. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NorgiestoileckylockJ economy, worth 680 trillion Chocolate Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 175,618 Chocolate Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, and NorgiestoileckylockJ has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NorgiestoileckylockJ's national animal is the falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

NorgiestoileckylockJ is ranked 152,727th in the world and 88th in South Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -4.56 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 376thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,134thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 4,357thLargest Retail Industry: 5,045thMost Cultured: 5,670thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,870thMost Efficient Economies: 6,053rdMost Subsidized Industry: 7,871stMost Influential: 8,086thLargest Black Market: 8,146thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,939thHighest Average Incomes: 8,973rdMost Corrupt Governments: 9,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 9,889thMost Developed: 9,954thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,059thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,141stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,234thSmartest Citizens: 11,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,713thHealthiest Citizens: 13,429thLargest Governments: 13,473rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,540thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,616thMost Inclusive: 13,724thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,395thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,872ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,996thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,510th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NorgiestoileckylockJ was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, NorgiestoileckylockJ has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, dancing with your first cousin is a misdemeanor.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
  • : Following new legislation in NorgiestoileckylockJ, cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags.
  • : NorgiestoileckylockJ voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : NorgiestoileckylockJ was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : NorgiestoileckylockJ voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Identification Tag Act"".
  • : NorgiestoileckylockJ voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Salaxalans".

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