by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 2,878th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,902nd Most Influential: 3,392nd
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Population1.488 billion

CapitalCentral Norska
Faiththe Dark Eyes


The Constitutional Monarchy of Norjis is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Søren with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 1.488 billion Nors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Norska. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Norjisian economy, worth 141 trillion muns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 94,761 muns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Norjis is renowned for its lax gun laws, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere, and the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norjis's national animal is the snow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Dark Eyes.

Norjis is ranked 154,585th in the world and 5,652nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.89 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Secular: 2,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,902ndMost Influential: 3,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,289thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,692ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,240thNicest Citizens: 8,670thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,035thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,054thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,718thMost Developed: 10,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 11,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,759thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,938thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,135thMost Income Equality: 13,406thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,903rdBest Weather: 13,949thMost Efficient Economies: 15,080thMost Inclusive: 15,620thSmartest Citizens: 16,054th
Most Secular: 87th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 148th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 214th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 218th in the regionNicest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Influential: 247th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 265th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 286th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 290th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 291st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 305th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 340th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 347th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 362nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 380th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 381st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 385th in the regionBest Weather: 395th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 430th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 432nd in the regionMost Cultured: 446th in the regionMost Inclusive: 449th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 506th in the regionMost Income Equality: 519th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 524th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 569th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 577th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Norjis endorsed The Cartographer Guy of Staynes.
  • : Norjis withdrew its endorsement from The Don't Endorse Me of A Slanted Black Stripe.
  • : Norjis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Common Territories".
  • : Norjis voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prevention of Mutually assured destruction".
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, the majority of the country's traffic wardens have been sacked overnight.
  • : Norjis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, Norjis is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Norjis, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.


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