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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,779thMost Armed: 4,385thMost Conservative: 4,622nd
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North Acren

Population5.719 billion

LeaderAlexandr Sterkovic
FaithRussian Orthodox


The United Socialist States of North Acren is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Alexandr Sterkovic with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.719 billion Acrenese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trekograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.0%.

The powerhouse North Acrenian economy, worth 734 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,368 Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against North Acrenian ambassadors, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, and property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Acren's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodox.

North Acren is ranked 21,827th in the world and 924th in the Rejected Realms for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 54.66 Whatever.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,779thTop
Most Armed: 4,385thMost Conservative: 4,622ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,076thMost Authoritarian: 6,461stLargest Black Market: 7,624thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,377thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,660thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 12,440thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,385thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,580thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,638thHighest Average Incomes: 20,349thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,827thLargest Governments: 22,355thMost Extreme: 23,627thLargest Welfare Programs: 23,841st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 31st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 147th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 152nd in the regionMost Conservative: 155th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 201st in the regionMost Extreme: 363rd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 381st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 474th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 478th in the regionLargest Black Market: 495th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 615th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 616th in the regionLargest Governments: 620th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 642nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 664th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 672nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 683rd in the region

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