by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 839thMost Valuable International Artwork: 987thMost Influential: 2,246th
The Glorious Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
To serve and protect Bernadetta
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North Bernia

Population1.321 billion

CapitalGarreg Mach
FaithBernadetta Simping

CurrencyBernie Badge

The Glorious Kingdom of North Bernia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Byleth with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.321 billion North Bernians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garreg Mach. The average income tax rate is 77.2%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bernian economy, worth 180 trillion Bernie Badges a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,561 Bernie Badges, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, returning vacationers often find that their property is now a construction site, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Bernia's national animal is the Bunny, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bernadetta Simping.

North Bernia is ranked 26,085th in the world and 796th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 77.99 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 839thMost Valuable International Artwork: 987thMost Influential: 2,246thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,831stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,202ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,792ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,978thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,155thLowest Crime Rates: 9,287thLargest Mining Sector: 12,009thTop
Most Authoritarian: 12,534thLargest Governments: 16,125thHighest Average Incomes: 17,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,956thMost Efficient Economies: 19,017thLargest Black Market: 19,072ndMost Devout: 21,010thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,397thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,943rdMost Advanced Public Education: 23,099thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,361st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 40th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 54th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 109th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 163rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 170th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 341st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 349th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 453rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 532nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 557th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 569th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 575th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 577th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 579th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 603rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 674th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 675th in the regionMost Devout: 696th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 740th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 746th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 777th in the regionMost Developed: 796th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 828th in the region

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