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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27thMost Influential: 335thMost Devout: 602nd
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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North Bratislava

Population15.703 billion

CapitalDinkytown
LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy

Currencypound
Animalbison

The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.703 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,317 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,293 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is something rotten in the state of North Bratislava, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 4,518th in the world and 227th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.87 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 27thMost Influential: 335thMost Devout: 602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,112thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,117thMost Cultured: 1,117thBest Weather: 1,146thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,302ndMost Pacifist: 1,386thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,404thSafest: 1,633rdHighest Food Quality: 1,654thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,861stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,873rdMost Developed: 1,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,930thNicest Citizens: 2,013thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 2,026thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,179thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,272ndLargest Governments: 2,510thHealthiest Citizens: 2,536thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,827thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,038thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,094thMost Inclusive: 4,321stLowest Crime Rates: 4,518thMost Efficient Economies: 5,774thHighest Economic Output: 6,255thMost Stationary: 7,800thHighest Average Incomes: 8,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,169thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,301stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,435thMost Income Equality: 19,122ndLargest Populations: 24,623rd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 26th in the regionMost Influential: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 40th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionBest Weather: 57th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 61st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 70th in the regionMost Pacifist: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 72nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 78th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionMost Developed: 96th in the regionNicest Citizens: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 115th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 118th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 119th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 132nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 133rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 139th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 140th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Stationary: 155th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 186th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 227th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 238th in the regionMost Inclusive: 238th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 286th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 413th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 446th in the regionMost Income Equality: 505th in the regionMost Politically Free: 518th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 655th in the region

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