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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52ndMost Influential: 179thMost Devout: 664th
The Holy Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
On, Bison!
Old Saxophone Joe
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Bratislava

Population8.158 billion

LeaderOld Saxophone Joe
FaithBratislavan Orthodoxy


The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.158 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,578 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 193,452 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, nudity is frowned upon, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 2,481st in the world and 144th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 169,926.11 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52ndMost Influential: 179thMost Devout: 664thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,072ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,103rdBest Weather: 1,157thMost Cultured: 1,194thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,228thMost Pacifist: 1,263rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,363rdSafest: 1,506thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,632ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,028thNicest Citizens: 2,080thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,211thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,261stTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,421stHighest Poor Incomes: 2,481stMost Developed: 2,520thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,590thHealthiest Citizens: 2,810thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,823rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,884thLargest Governments: 3,010thSmartest Citizens: 3,174thMost Inclusive: 4,318thLowest Crime Rates: 4,474thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,508thMost Efficient Economies: 5,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 6,916thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,206thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,290thHighest Economic Output: 10,225thTop
Most Stationary: 11,555thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,836thMost Politically Free: 18,013thMost Income Equality: 18,091st
Most Devout: 35th in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 46th in the regionMost Cultured: 55th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 67th in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 70th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 79th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 83rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 87th in the regionSafest: 92nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 106th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 113th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 132nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 136th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 149th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 151st in the regionLargest Governments: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 158th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 169th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 171st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 227th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231st in the regionMost Stationary: 261st in the regionMost Politically Free: 270th in the regionMost Inclusive: 281st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 287th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 303rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 326th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 474th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 522nd in the regionLargest Populations: 635th in the regionRudest Citizens: 645th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 708th in the regionMost Income Equality: 884th in the region

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