The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.36 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,790 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,259 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, there's never enough space in space, the weather in Dinkytown is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings', and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.

North Bratislava is ranked 59,247^th in the world and 2,093^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 25.48 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.