Population | 15.703 billion |
Capital | Dinkytown |
Leader | Old Saxophone Joe |
Faith | Bratislavan Orthodoxy |
Currency | pound |
Animal | bison |
The Holy Republic of North Bratislava is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Old Saxophone Joe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.703 billion North Bratislavans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinkytown. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient North Bratislavan economy, worth a remarkable 3,317 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,293 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There is something rotten in the state of North Bratislava, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, and beatboxing has replaced the 'Wilhelm scream' as the nation's most popular sound effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. North Bratislava's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bratislavan Orthodoxy.
North Bratislava is ranked 4,518th in the world and 227th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Empire of Crownz Capital.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The People's Republic of Kenmoria.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Federal Republic of Nu Elysium.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Happy New Hamsters 🐹 of The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The People's Republic of Kenmoria.
- : North Bratislava endorsed The Vicar of Freud of Democatic Donkeys.
- : North Bratislava was endorsed by The United States of The New Oceanic States.
- : North Bratislava voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
World Assembly
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