by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 776thMost Influential: 1,302ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,299th
The United Socialist States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
By The People For The People
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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North Catimestistrianes

Population5.076 billion



The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ka-Fos with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.076 billion North Catimestistrianesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catim. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Catimestistrianesian economy, worth 691 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,258 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign football clubs wave the North Catimestistrianesian flag before every game, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Catimestistrianes's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

North Catimestistrianes is ranked 220,967th in the world and 7,712th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 6.67 Obesity Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 776thMost Influential: 1,302ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,299thNicest Citizens: 5,502ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,547thNudest: 5,574thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,805thMost Secular: 5,944thBest Weather: 6,147thMost Pacifist: 6,693rdSafest: 6,780thMost Cultured: 6,831stMost Developed: 6,921stMost Advanced Public Education: 7,157thMost Inclusive: 7,356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,709thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,949thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,457thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,522ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,746thSmartest Citizens: 8,999thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,426thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,760thLowest Crime Rates: 9,941stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,103rdHealthiest Citizens: 10,215thLargest Governments: 10,342ndMost Rebellious Youth: 10,359thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,378thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,146thMost Efficient Economies: 13,077thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,026thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,324thHighest Average Incomes: 17,796thMost Stationary: 22,209th
Most Influential: 123rd in the regionNudest: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 183rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 186th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 186th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 188th in the regionMost Secular: 202nd in the regionMost Cultured: 205th in the regionBest Weather: 213th in the regionMost Developed: 220th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 224th in the regionSafest: 226th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 232nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionMost Pacifist: 245th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 247th in the regionMost Inclusive: 255th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 272nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 272nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 272nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 279th in the regionLargest Governments: 285th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 286th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 307th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 310th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 320th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 321st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 333rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 399th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 407th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 412th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 442nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 492nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 516th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 541st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 578th in the regionLargest Populations: 629th in the region

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 217 » Erinor, Rebel-topia, Volaworand, Beepee, Aidenfieeld, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Aumeltopia, Cuuldere, Techganet, Darakin, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Kandorith, Sedunn, Auphelia, Xandev, Farengeto, Tsunamy, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Jehenna, Abarri, Stoniamera, Tsvetania, Drystar, Isokenzar, Walloonia, A leftover country, USNE2018, Maeiland, Seliyan progressive Islands, Yeldarbsland, Yellunstryer, Sanden, Corgitopiaa, The United Expanse, Nowa Europa, Bear Connors Paradiso, Pamela And Hepatitis, Poopisiya, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Southern Numenor, The Filippinas, Amerion, New Briantown, Pax Dracon, The naked people, Curlyhoward, Cypheri, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, and 167 others.Eastern Nyan, Ridehale, Soem, Ancient Slobovia, Calistan, Spazzhole, Kholdan, RestartAll, Crystal Creation, Havenfell, The Solar System Scope, Dankstergrad, Enplatia, Bod Wareenaland, Drugged Monkeys, The Brand New Salvatagard Republic, Transtemporal Shifts, FreeFishers, Aurcania, Dasko, Qvait, Mapico, Direwolf1, Fasire, Hanguk-Nippon, Oreo States, Bleakfoot, Marstella, PenguinPies, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, North Kanuckistan, Holy Free, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Springhollow, Baltenlands, Anserisa, Shefino, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Ralphburg, Quh, Compli, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Andinla, The Worst army of, Gonrati, Alaninia, Royaltica, Laamiva, The Drakan Republic, Valdutz, Myness, Midand, Concrete Slab, Bumblegaria, House Ahsanul, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, South Caleblan, Purple Hyacinth, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Seythennia, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Belschaft, Apartment 11F, WI SD EA D, Utondara, Berlana, Western Fardelshufflestein, Los Rodeos, The West Valley Mountains, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Manuck, Wakandan Tribes, Armonitopia, Blondiesland, Kingpins, Blaufrankisch, Treir, The White Isles, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Euro Pacifica, Levistian, Doge Land, Holota, Qawe, New Itomorii, LadyRebels, Margila Islands, Sapientiano, The Altan, Drucar, Shuckle Empire, Xenianianopia, Yeses, Scu Greinne, Ottawa land, Pencil Sharpeners 2, NIGHTRAY, The Stickmin Empire, Libedistan, Westenhald, Ceutalia, The United Australian States, Twoole, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Oxyliteral, Ipugao, Alambar, East Nagaland, Arizona2, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Freavia, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Wanoria, Rhetiaa, Ragabania, Kaleidescooptopia, Carthatska, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Independent State of Arstotzka, Fronern, Green Sofia, Arvan Irawer, Kiani, Solanosco, Galebland, Iningo, Danily, Anatasha, Esfalsa, Shadow Void, Nyxonia, Vicken, Ansure, Bizzie, Eternal Memedom, The Kies, Herbert Island, UwUuuu, Linguiniland, New Sanet, Daal Chawwal, New Plant, The American Anarchist Empire, St Scurry and Jelly, Northern Estrian Islands, Osheiga, Neazland, Great Marsinia, Saint Horror, and Drew Durrnil.

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