The United Socialist States of North Catimestistrianes is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Ka-Fos with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.076 billion North Catimestistrianesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catimé. The average income tax rate is 89.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient North Catimestistrianesian economy, worth 691 trillion Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,258 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Foreign football clubs wave the North Catimestistrianesian flag before every game, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Catimestistrianes's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : North Catimestistrianes was endorsed by The àáâäæãåāçćčèéêëēėęîïíīįìłñńô of Drew Durrnil.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Rogue Nation of Saint Horror.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Grand Republic of Great Marsinia.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Leaf-tist Republic of Neazland.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Incorporated States of Osheiga.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Empire of St Scurry and Jelly.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Federal Republic of New Plant.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Emirate of Daal Chawwal.
- : North Catimestistrianes endorsed The Democratic Superpower of The American Anarchist Empire.
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