The Empire of North Dorea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by IsacHyden with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 7.03 billion North Doreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port Fieldtown. The average income tax rate is 75.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Dorean economy, worth 860 trillion Dorens a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,404 Dorens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and IsacHyden's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Dorea's national animal is the Buffalo-Bongo, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Dorea is ranked 16,271^st in the world and 1,035^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.94 law-abiding acts per hour.