The Democratic Republic of North Gabrielistan is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 258 million North Gabrielistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The North Gabrielistanian economy, worth 15.3 trillion Pierces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Average income is 59,373 Pierces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Gabrielistan's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

North Gabrielistan is ranked 27,543^rd in the world and 72^nd in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,868.93 on the Societal Mobility Rating.