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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,560th
The Dictatorship of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Dictator, Discipline, Work
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Some

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North Kand Egat

Population1.028 billion

Currencybaht
Animaldolphin

The Dictatorship of North Kand Egat is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.028 billion North Kand Egatians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped North Kand Egatian economy, worth 32.4 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Book Publishing. Average income is 31,553 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of North Kand Egat, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kand Egat's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

North Kand Egat is ranked 25,691st in the world and 53rd in Forest for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 5,523.83 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 17,560th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, helicopter parenting is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of North Kand Egat.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of North Kand Egatian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kand Egat, North Kand Egatians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.

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