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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 518thMost Influential: 677thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,419th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Eat maple syrup free or die
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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North Kanuckistan

Population8.865 billion

LeaderVan Ueff III


The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.865 billion North Kanuckies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming North Kanuckistanian economy, worth 909 trillion Kanucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,596 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on North Kanuckistan, and the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 20,660th in the world and 739th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 53.52 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 518thMost Influential: 677thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,419thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,472ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,289thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,152ndLongest Average Lifespans: 9,447thSafest: 9,479thMost Pacifist: 10,057thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,270thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,772ndHealthiest Citizens: 10,999thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,104thLowest Crime Rates: 11,269thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,519thMost Cultured: 11,776thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,010thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,492ndBest Weather: 12,870thLargest Governments: 13,578thNicest Citizens: 13,900thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,131stSmartest Citizens: 14,571stMost Inclusive: 16,449thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,467thMost Developed: 17,192ndMost Subsidized Industry: 17,813thHighest Economic Output: 18,830thMost Stationary: 19,441stMost Cheerful Citizens: 19,820thMost Secular: 20,660th
Most Influential: 61st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 84th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 137th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 258th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 261st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 303rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 310th in the regionLargest Populations: 321st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 325th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 333rd in the regionMost Cultured: 335th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 343rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 346th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 352nd in the regionSafest: 359th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 374th in the regionLargest Governments: 375th in the regionMost Stationary: 375th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 385th in the regionMost Pacifist: 396th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 442nd in the regionBest Weather: 443rd in the regionMost Developed: 520th in the regionNicest Citizens: 527th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 530th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 531st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 546th in the regionMost Inclusive: 602nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 611th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 660th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 736th in the regionMost Secular: 739th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : North Kanuckistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on North Kanuckistan.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : North Kanuckistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in North Kanuckistan, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : North Kanuckistan endorsed The People's Republic of Myhomecountry.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 260 » Erinor, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Drugged Monkeys, Kringalia, Farengeto, Tsunamy, Sandaoguo, Luddinlande, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, Hanguk-Nippon, Darakin, Antarctic Empires, Si-topia, The Solar System Scope, Oxsania, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Lambdaland, Belschaft, Aywhyou, Escevola, Poopisiya, Volaworand, Curlyhoward, Theorin, Kiasu-ism, Drystar, Dankstergrad, Sedunn, The United Expanse, Japanese Federal Republic, The Two Jerseys, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Madhonia, Seliyan progressive Islands, Privatore, Jehenna, Ancient Slobovia, Sagada, Bergenu, Calistan, Techganet, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Transtemporal Shifts, Moreana, FreeFishers, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Nova Montron, and 210 others.Saciu, Great Andora, Pamela And Hepatitis, Havenfell, Sanden, Pax Dracon, Soem, Linden Oak, Three Rivia Levr, Cypheri, Aumeltopia, Beepee, GI-Land, Silberne Wache, Barabarom, Isokenzar, Yeldarbsland, Walloonia, Nowa Europa, Southern Numenor, Xandev, Cuuldere, Abarri, Whimichy, USNE2018, Vincent Field, Qvait, PEPEP, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Stoniamera, Dasko, Amerion, The West Valley Mountains, Maeiland, Aurcania, German Hapsburg, Imperial Duck, Mapico, Empa Aserium, Omiri, Noveos, The Tecorogan Federation, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Direwolf1, Zaelith, Astraee, Madreia, Bear Connors Paradiso, The naked people, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Tiransia, PenguinPies, Steampunk Engineers, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, United Crumburrtha Federation, Kandorith, Farelonia, Sthalrim, Centristvill, Crystal Creation, Novaexus, Rly8h, HUElavia, South Blossom, Fasire, Noire Denholm, North Catimestistrianes, Utondara, Blaash, Salguod, Hypersensible Crybabies, Corgitopiaa, Baltenlands, V3rmont, Gentea, The 3rdGodKing, Bumblegaria, Free Rad, Nordafrik Conclaves, St Oaks, Yellunstryer, Aguatania, Oreo States, Velarin, Arkalon, Unielvan Millorvium, Vos Dothrak, Grianal, Mantas Meow, Hanskarr, The Bay, Pmta, Zosnor, Kovish, Potion Seller, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Iym Winterless, Ralphburg, TubaCoffee, Holy Free, Dereistic, Rad Asia, A leftover country, Center Lisle, Doundaly, RestartAll, Lesinteil, United Great Holy Empire, Ebonhand, The Worst army of, Los Lonley Boys, Shefino, Prefesia, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Barokah, Anserisa, Spazzhole, Kroumos, Sau Man Frescher, Substitute name, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Eastern Nyan, Esfalsa, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Springhollow, Charloa, Breadandbutter, The Plebeian States, Quinta Caporales, Vardanfel, ChickenDome, Quh, Elan Sleazebaganno, Jimburna, Kervanosia, Compli, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Andinla, Markla, Gonrati, Alaninia, Auphelia, Roleca, Laamiva, Royaltica, LadyRebels, The Gungan Republic, PsychoPantachy, Erimo, West Fallows, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Well F, Aschenburg, Trepsit, The Drakan Republic, Valdutz, Vega Naothia, Efferalt, Kedjens, Courletnia, Midand, Concrete Slab, Catillos, Alfama, House Ahsanul, Jazzfrezia, Eutraya, East Lodge, Readymade, United Beltonia, Terreno Travato, Merevane, Philippinia, Tepertopia, Hakk Fiss, Qawe, Phanama, Kricivk, Filistinia, Sam Best, Bartonia Nova, Venestralia, Laurus Altat, Purple Hyacinth, Ovkianos, North Lauchyperpsonity, Drazilazi, Klobitien, Kaoia, The land of Hades, Zataras, Tsaritsia, Ofaria, Seythennia, Ubu Mimoki, Rabbitz, Bod Wareenaland, Vanbella, Integria, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, and Myhomecountry.

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