The Republic of North Kanuckistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Van Ueff III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.154 billion North Kanuckies have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beaverton. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient North Kanuckistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion Kanucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,311 Kanucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Future leaders of North Kanuckistan regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on North Kanuckistanian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kanuckistan's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Kanuckistan is ranked 21,734^th in the world and 746^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 51.96 Atheism Rate.