The Democratic States of North Parsastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sipulius Supla with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.058 billion Purries enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asparagusia. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong North Parsastanian economy, worth 115 trillion Pollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,023 Pollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A surprising number of police officers have been arrested for Olm sacrifices, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance, the official North Parsastanian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Parsastan's national animal is the Olm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agony.

North Parsastan is ranked 15,351^st in the world and 312^th in 10000 Islands for Best Weather, with 175 Meters Of Sunlight.