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Rudest Citizens: 3,415thLargest Retail Industry: 7,664thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,522nd
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Northern Bucovina

Population565 million



The Federal Monarchy of Northern Bucovina is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 565 million Northern Bucovinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chernivtsi. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient North Bucovinian economy, worth 61.2 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 108,345 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, veterans are directed into environmental cleanup operations, and the bum of Leader has been voted the most recognisable in Northern Bucovina. Crime is totally unknown. Northern Bucovina's national animal is the Pelican, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Northern Bucovina is ranked 147,817th in the world and 21st in Romania for Most Average, scoring 30.61 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Rudest Citizens: 3,415thLargest Retail Industry: 7,664thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,522ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,689thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,724thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,081stHighest Drug Use: 15,004thMost Efficient Economies: 15,211thFattest Citizens: 16,641stMost Cultured: 17,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,277thMost Developed: 19,568thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,273rd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Caladda, Smooth Brains, Mukinka, Vrancia, Yrskienne, Ost-Siebenburgen, and Cordel Naterrastan.

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