The Military Republic of Northern Timena is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Commissar-Colonel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.421 billion Timenans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blehshire. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Northern Timenan economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion Timenan Dollaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,318 Timenan Dollaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
Governments opposing Northern Timena are beset by rebels, warning signs caution Timenans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Timena's national animal is the Timenan Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Timenanism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Northern Timena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Northern Timena was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Dobyse.
- : Northern Timena was endorsed by The United States of Far Rivia Hilolak.
- : Northern Timena was endorsed by The Kingdom of Balkan Vojvodina.
- : Northern Timena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
- : Northern Timena lodged a message on the New Western Empire Regional Message Board.
- : Northern Timena was endorsed by The Socialist Confederation of Footscray.
- : Northern Timena was endorsed by The Democratic States of Peacefalia.
- : Northern Timena was endorsed by The Republic of Palancia.
- : Northern Timena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
Endorsements Received: 23 » Ormantum, Josephtan, Reatilber Soclistice, Bietzopolis, The Evile Empire, Gorzi, Angea, Baconbacon123, Gliesetonia, Violet Hedgehog, Runegeist, Tyranogorgon, Banana Man154, Communaccord, Barlonatar, Deutches, Goodrum, MacPublic, Trischoczlovakia, Palancia, Peacefalia, Balkan Vojvodina, and Far Rivia Hilolak.