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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,787th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,369th Largest Black Market: 3,779th
The Military Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Timenan Artillery Is Guided By God
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Northern Timena

Population4.935 billion

LeaderThe Commissar-Colonel

CurrencyTimenan Dollae
AnimalTimenan Kangaroo

The Military Republic of Northern Timena is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Commissar-Colonel with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, avant-garde cinema, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.935 billion Timenans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blehshire. The average income tax rate is 54.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Timenan economy, worth 733 trillion Timenan Dollaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,587 Timenan Dollaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Northern Timena are beset by rebels, warning signs caution Timenans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Timena's national animal is the Timenan Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Timenanism.

Northern Timena is ranked 154,103rd in the world and 192nd in New Western Empire for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -11.83 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,787thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,369thLargest Black Market: 3,779thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,807thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,308thMost Influential: 4,348thFattest Citizens: 5,835thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,158thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,171stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,461stTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,113thMost Armed: 9,492ndLargest Retail Industry: 10,328thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,150thMost Devout: 12,396thHighest Average Incomes: 12,846thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,237th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 17th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the region

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