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Most Armed: 3,183rdMost Influential: 3,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,553rd
The Military Republic of
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Northern Timena

Population7.421 billion

LeaderThe Commissar-Colonel

CurrencyTimenan Dollae
AnimalTimenan Kangaroo

The Military Republic of Northern Timena is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Commissar-Colonel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.421 billion Timenans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blehshire. The average income tax rate is 62.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Timenan economy, worth a remarkable 1,137 trillion Timenan Dollaes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,318 Timenan Dollaes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Governments opposing Northern Timena are beset by rebels, warning signs caution Timenans where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, and hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Timena's national animal is the Timenan Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Timenanism.

Northern Timena is ranked 172,483rd in the world and 223rd in New Western Empire for Most Politically Free, scoring 19.71 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Armed: 3,183rdMost Influential: 3,386thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,553rdLargest Black Market: 4,070thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,842ndLargest Insurance Industry: 6,545thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,087thFattest Citizens: 7,566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,762ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,425thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 12,793rdHighest Average Incomes: 12,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,276thHighest Economic Output: 14,737thMost Devout: 14,822ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,297thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,159th
Most Stationary: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Influential: 26th in the region

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