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Most Influential: 115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,024thNicest Citizens: 2,213th
The Lusophone Commonwealth of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Esta é Ditosa Pátria Minha Amada!
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Civil Rights
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NorthPortugal

Population12.207 billion

CapitalVila de Campelos
LeaderKing Duarte Nuno II
FaithUnofficial

CurrencyEscudo
AnimalDragon

The Lusophone Commonwealth of NorthPortugal is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Duarte Nuno II with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.207 billion Lusophones hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vila de Campelos. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lusophone economy, worth a remarkable 2,180 trillion Escudoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 178,647 Escudoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

King Duarte Nuno II's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, and clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions. Crime is totally unknown. NorthPortugal's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Unofficial.

NorthPortugal is ranked 154,355th in the world and 412th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 146.28923276372 days.

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Most Influential: 115thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,024thNicest Citizens: 2,213thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,256thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,275thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,548thMost Efficient Economies: 2,714thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,815thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,503rdMost Pacifist: 4,061stMost Cultured: 4,345thMost Inclusive: 4,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,813thHighest Food Quality: 4,835thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,466thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,824thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,156thLargest Governments: 6,302ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,376thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,577thMost Developed: 6,586thSmartest Citizens: 7,496thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,955thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,675thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,783rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,801stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,971stHighest Economic Output: 10,983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,041stLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,617thMost Secular: 12,623rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,930thHighest Average Incomes: 13,953rdLargest Retail Industry: 14,061stTop
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Best Weather: 15,401stNudest: 15,732ndLowest Crime Rates: 21,813thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23,192ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,330thHighest Drug Use: 27,664thMost Politically Free: 28,714thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29,695th
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionNudest: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Politically Free: 48th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 51st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 51st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 53rd in the regionMost Influential: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 76th in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 88th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 95th in the regionMost Inclusive: 95th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 100th in the regionLargest Governments: 103rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 117th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 131st in the regionMost Developed: 132nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 137th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 143rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 147th in the region

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