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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,006thLargest Mining Sector: 13,114thLargest Black Market: 13,926th
The Soon to be World Cup Winner of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
We will win the World Cup
Nobody
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Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Northwest Kalactin

Population9.699 billion

CapitalNo government so no capital
LeaderNobody
FaithAnything

CurrencyAnything you can find
AnimalNothing

The Soon to be World Cup Winner of Northwest Kalactin is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Nobody with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 9.699 billion Northwest Kalactanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Law & Order, and Defense also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No government so no capital. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northwest Kalactinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,346 trillion Anything you can finds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 138,869 Anything you can finds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, a speech a day keeps climate change away, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northwest Kalactin's national animal is the Nothing, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Anything.

Northwest Kalactin is ranked 278,884th in the world and 9,450th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 7.04233577068 days.

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Most Developed: 16,766thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,317thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,020thLargest Retail Industry: 19,894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,258thHighest Economic Output: 20,453rdHighest Poor Incomes: 20,763rdMost Inclusive: 22,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 23,109thMost Efficient Economies: 25,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,706thHighest Average Incomes: 26,794thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 27,755thHealthiest Citizens: 27,770thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28,461stSmartest Citizens: 29,040th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 318th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 846th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 923rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 951st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 986th in the regionMost Developed: 997th in the region

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