The CORPS Auxil and Kingdom of Norwany is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Feuerklinge with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.97 billion Norwandogg are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seifu Kyapitoru. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Norwanese Digital Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,707 Norwanese Digital Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, Norwany's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwany's national animal is the Firefox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norwany is ranked 244,078^th in the world and 5,907^th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -789.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.