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Norwany

Population7.97 billion

CapitalSeifu Kyapitoru
LeaderKing Feuerklinge

CurrencyNorwanese Digital Coin
AnimalFirefox

The CORPS Auxil and Kingdom of Norwany is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Feuerklinge with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 7.97 billion Norwandogg are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seifu Kyapitoru. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Norwanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,806 trillion Norwanese Digital Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 226,707 Norwanese Digital Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, Norwany's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norwany's national animal is the Firefox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Norwany is ranked 244,078th in the world and 5,907th in the Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -789.13 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 433rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,614thMost Developed: 1,670thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,740thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,848thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,299thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,304thHealthiest Citizens: 2,382ndTop
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Largest Governments: 2,626thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,771stSmartest Citizens: 3,016thMost Efficient Economies: 3,330thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,428thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,619thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,182ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,614thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,655thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,722ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,120thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,866thMost Secular: 7,339thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,498thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,869thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,803rdHighest Economic Output: 9,459thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,650thMost Influential: 11,136thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,177thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,384thMost Cultured: 18,704thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,056th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 48th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 57th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 58th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 67th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 91st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 110th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 111th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 115th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 118th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 123rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 144th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 160th in the regionMost Secular: 179th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 188th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 193rd in the regionMost Stationary: 239th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 249th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 305th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 418th in the regionMost Cultured: 428th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 472nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 540th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Norwany, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Norwany was endorsed by The Holy Env Free Rep of Embauba.
  • : Following new legislation in Norwany, Norwany's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Norwany, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Norwany, film studios own the rights to actors' likenesses until the next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Norwany, Norwany's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.
  • : Following new legislation in Norwany, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • : Following new legislation in Norwany, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
  • : Following new legislation in Norwany, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Norwany was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.

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Endorsements Received: 10 » East Durthang, Samasbhi, Jar Wattinree, Glealian, Arcti-Chan, Subsonia, Wubdich, Rockemsockem, Penguinya, and Embauba.

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