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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,061stMost Authoritarian: 3,152ndMost Secular: 3,230th
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Nossepachina

Population346 million

Currencyruble
Animalporpoise

The Rogue Nation of Nossepachina is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 346 million Nossepachinans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nossepachinan economy, worth 37.2 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,422 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, immigrants who don't like the taste of Nossepachinan Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and Nossepachinan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nossepachina's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nossepachina is ranked 104,806th in the world and 3,062nd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 70.30163556248 Days.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,061stTop
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Most Authoritarian: 3,152ndMost Secular: 3,230thMost Conservative: 6,379thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,962ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,619thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,663rdSafest: 11,753rdHealthiest Citizens: 12,127thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,205thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,238thMost Extreme: 12,620thMost Influential: 13,552ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,582ndLargest Governments: 15,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,466thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,389thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,065thMost Cultured: 17,663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 18,384thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,237thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,792ndBest Weather: 19,831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,017th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 103rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 159th in the regionMost Extreme: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 252nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 262nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 327th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 337th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 343rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 347th in the regionMost Conservative: 376th in the regionSafest: 388th in the regionLargest Governments: 396th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 410th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 444th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 459th in the regionMost Cultured: 459th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 467th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 520th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 577th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 593rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 601st in the regionBest Weather: 619th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 632nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 639th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 652nd in the regionMost Influential: 682nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 731st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 782nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 800th in the regionMost Developed: 844th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, Nossepachinan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, immigrants who don't like the taste of Nossepachinan Turnip Chips are immediately deported.
  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
  • : Nossepachina was endorsed by The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Nossepachina, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.

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