The United Socialist States of Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovietice is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The cynical population of 610 million Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovieticeans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowy Bukareszt. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovieticean economy, worth 42.4 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is 69,495 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovietice's national animal is the Peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Noua Uniune a Republicilor Sovietice is ranked 24,184^th in the world and 508^th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 36.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.