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Highest Crime Rates: 984thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,056thFattest Citizens: 1,057th
The Technocratic Vanguard of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Notre Volonté est Notre Force.
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Nouvelle-Floride

Population2.327 billion

CapitalSaint-Barthélemy
FaithState Atheism

Currencyfranc
AnimalFlamingo

The Technocratic Vanguard of Nouvelle-Floride is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed population of 2.327 billion Florideans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint-Barthélemy. The average income tax rate is 20.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nouvelle-Floridean economy, worth 474 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,006 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and torture is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Nouvelle-Floride's national animal is the Flamingo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Nouvelle-Floride is ranked 236,571st in the world and 3rd in Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.65 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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1%
Highest Crime Rates: 984thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,056thFattest Citizens: 1,057thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,122ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,170thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,172ndHighest Drug Use: 1,347thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,371stMost Armed: 1,395thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,497thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,830thMost Avoided: 2,059thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,453rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,466thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,624thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,816thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,233rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,605thLargest Mining Sector: 5,866thRudest Citizens: 5,991stMost Efficient Economies: 6,107thHighest Average Incomes: 6,388thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,363rdLargest Black Market: 7,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,191stMost Inclusive: 8,231stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,048thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,462ndNudest: 9,707thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,022ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,789thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 14,085thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,779thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,759thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,104th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nouvelle-Floride changed the regional password in Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom.
  • : Nouvelle-Floride voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Nouvelle-Floride was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Nouvelle-Floride was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, torture is illegal.
  • : Nouvelle-Floride's influence in Florida Man Puppet Fiefdom rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nouvelle-Floride, concussed Flamingoball players cannot remember their lineup position.

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