by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 4,082ndRudest Citizens: 4,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,498th
The Grand Militariat Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Hope for peace, prepare for war, act with honor.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.884 billion

LeaderFirst Marshal Andronikos

AnimalColumbian Falcon

The Grand Militariat Republic of Nova-Columbia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by First Marshal Andronikos with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 6.884 billion Columbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiir. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nova-Columbian economy, worth a remarkable 1,116 trillion Mazyrs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,153 Mazyrs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many friends and relatives of First Marshal Andronikos have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nova-Columbia's national animal is the Columbian Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Trivere.

Nova-Columbia is ranked 6,467th in the world and 185th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 122,264.96 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 4,082ndRudest Citizens: 4,360thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 6,467thMost Cultured: 6,998thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,272ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,958thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,379thMost Developed: 9,844thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,957thLowest Crime Rates: 10,352ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,691stHighest Average Incomes: 11,170thTop
Smartest Citizens: 11,478thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,618thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,376thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,591stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,631stSafest: 13,908thHighest Economic Output: 15,256thLargest Governments: 15,274thHealthiest Citizens: 16,145thMost Efficient Economies: 16,908thLargest Retail Industry: 19,994thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,188th
Rudest Citizens: 115th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157th in the regionMost Cultured: 179th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 185th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 188th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 191st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 226th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 240th in the regionMost Influential: 252nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 280th in the regionMost Developed: 284th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 297th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 305th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 308th in the regionLargest Populations: 311th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 316th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 338th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 369th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 403rd in the regionLargest Governments: 416th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 456th in the regionSafest: 472nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 495th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 554th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 594th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 624th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 764th in the regionBest Weather: 791st in the regionMost Devout: 812th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 877th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 892nd in the region

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