by Max Barry

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Largest Welfare Programs: 1,320thMost Pacifist: 1,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,814th
The Commonwealth of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Do No Harm
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.825 billion

Leaderthe Minister

Animalbarn owl

The Commonwealth of Novegia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the Minister with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.825 billion Novegians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Queningrad. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Novegian economy, worth 804 trillion boxings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 117,808 boxings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime is totally unknown. Novegia's national animal is the barn owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Novegia is ranked 10,043rd in the world and 130th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.02 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,320thMost Pacifist: 1,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,814thBest Weather: 1,820thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,831stMost Influential: 1,875thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,897thNicest Citizens: 1,934thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,028thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,128thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,242ndMost Inclusive: 2,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,664thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,921stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,164thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,541stMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,626thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,847thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,040thSafest: 4,209thHealthiest Citizens: 4,482ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,747thMost Developed: 4,880thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,220thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,747thMost Cultured: 6,318thSmartest Citizens: 7,218thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,794thLargest Governments: 7,911thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,474thLowest Crime Rates: 10,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,136thTop
Nudest: 10,641stMost Stationary: 15,348thMost Secular: 16,486thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,197thMost Efficient Economies: 19,895th
Largest Welfare Programs: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 34th in the regionBest Weather: 36th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionNicest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 43rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionMost Inclusive: 48th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 63rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 66th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 72nd in the regionSafest: 73rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 84th in the regionMost Developed: 85th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionMost Influential: 98th in the regionNudest: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 109th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 119th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 124th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionMost Stationary: 138th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 141st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 158th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 192nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 202nd in the region

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