|Leader||council of elders of Novyy Russia|
The United Socialist States of Novyy Russia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by council of elders of Novyy Russia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.308 billion Marxists are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stalingrado. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong marxist economy, worth 233 trillion Lenins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,623 Lenins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Novyy Russia's national animal is the Hentai lolicon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Mihcetnysm.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Novyy Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Novyy Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Novyy Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Novyy Russia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Novyy Russia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Novyy Russia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Novyy Russia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Novyy Russia was refounded in Osiris.
- : Novyy Russia ceased to exist in The East Pacific.
- : Following new legislation in Novyy Russia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.