|Leader||President Nicolette DuClare|
The Federation of Nowa Europa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicolette DuClare with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.898 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth 530 trillion banknotes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 183,105 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime is totally unknown. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nowa Europa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
- : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
- : Nowa Europa endorsed The United Republic of Maeiland.
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