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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 441st Most Influential: 809th Rudest Citizens: 1,500th
The Federation of
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Nowa Europa

Population2.898 billion

CapitalSilesia
LeaderPresident Nicolette DuClare

Currencybanknote
AnimalWater Bear

The Federation of Nowa Europa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Nicolette DuClare with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.898 billion Nowa Europeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth 530 trillion banknotes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 183,105 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

People invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime is totally unknown. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 137,286th in the world and 5,325th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -5.83 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 441stMost Influential: 809thRudest Citizens: 1,500thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 2,474thMost Secular: 3,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,592ndMost Inclusive: 4,651stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,149thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,319thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,352ndMost Developed: 5,639thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,723rdSmartest Citizens: 5,756thHighest Average Incomes: 7,333rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,437thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,413thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,966thMost Efficient Economies: 9,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,948thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,863rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,759thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,441stHighest Drug Use: 13,804thNudest: 14,208thHealthiest Citizens: 14,645thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,636thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,749th
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Most Influential: 46th in the regionRudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 66th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 115th in the regionMost Secular: 123rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 131st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 147th in the regionMost Inclusive: 162nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 169th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 189th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 195th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 199th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 217th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 221st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 296th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 297th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 311th in the regionNudest: 327th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 377th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 381st in the regionLargest Governments: 425th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 427th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 434th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 449th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 451st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 456th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 536th in the regionBest Weather: 539th in the regionMost Stationary: 541st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 575th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 590th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 607th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nowa Europa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies".
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, people invite random old men into their homes to play with their kids.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, the nation leads the South Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Following new legislation in Nowa Europa, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
  • : Nowa Europa endorsed The United Republic of Maeiland.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 232 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Erinor, Belschaft, Quiescent, Sandaoguo, Tsunamy, Havenfell, Nova Montron, The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Techganet, Curlyhoward, Aidenfieeld, Luddinlande, Drugged Monkeys, Kringalia, Farengeto, Lambdaland, Sthalrim, FreeFishers, Centristvill, Jehenna, Bear Connors Paradiso, Oxsania, Kiasu-ism, Theorin, Japanese Federal Republic, The United Expanse, Darakin, Crabius, Moreana, Kholdan, Noveos, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Iristead, Little Pontanja, Holy Chimerland, Brendleton, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Pamela And Hepatitis, Barabarom, European Defense Organization, Nyfinest128, Hanguk-Nippon, Soem, Rebel-topia, Tsvetania, Lotadia, Wyatonians, The naked people, and 182 others.Linguiniland, Aywhyou, United States of Vietnam, La Ascension, Escevola, Volaworand, Paranoia, Sedunn, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Utondara, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Rhetiaa, Concrete Slab, Pastir, Saciu, Bluee Land, New Briantown, Jaxon, Avalonica, Yellunstryer, Great Andora, Aurcania, Aumeltopia, Beepee, UnShleepd, Silberne Wache, Liberated Lambergs, Towi Lamia, The National Corporation, Mona Landia, Anachronolandia, Macrothea, Shengtie, Isokenzar, Grouu, Elveka, North Kanuckistan, Awjan, Confessors Isle, Xandev, Republitank, USNE2018, Cuuldere, Aguatania, Lorora3, Badener, Kandorith, Ttyxious, Rabbitz, Phanama, Ronster, Kroumos, Midand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Darbor, Qvait, Zess, Qairus, Birdkeeper, Nankyoku Tairiku, Angelxwings, Maletora, Akindom, State of Iowa, Ariankido, Land Without Shrimp, Jahass, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Ostanasia, North Catimestistrianes, Ufask, KIROVET, Walloonia, Seliyan progressive Islands, Paenoa, Farrts, Choodox, Staubsaugen, Stoniamera, Revanial, Braavos and Lorath, Dasko, Sonnydesh, Slenrotros, Plasitades, Drystar, The Two Jerseys, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, Spearos, East Sakhlin, Vincent Field, San Anaben, Antarctic Empires, A Frog Dimension, Gymnostan, Madhonia, Yeldarbsland, Bod Wareenaland, Privatore, Cypheri, Nothanksbutseriously, RestartAll, Pax Dracon, Noire Denholm, Atomic Garden, Crystal Creation, Ancient Slobovia, Republic Clovakh, Asdfghuiop, The Canadian Republic Colonies, Bergenu, Democratic Parndia, Pays de Loire, Herbert Island, Lightmare, Trinennie, Esfalsa, Whimichy, Three Rivia Levr, Ridehale, Dankstergrad, Agalaesia, Sanden, Freedoom, Ezeleah, Poopisiya, Abarri, Uncastania, Empire of the Western Woods, Lumpov Hasch, Sesteran, North Anatnom, Southern Numenor, St Oaks, United Qwebland, Direwolf1, Bentwaters, Linden Oak, Khazadine, Lost And Found, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Farelonia, Sagada, Mantas Meow, Seldon and the Psychohistorians, Goddamous, Center Lisle, Churumduul, WTP All the good names are taken, Qawe, GI-Land, Tijanapolis, Janapuri, Freedwanda, Chocholand, The West Valley Mountains, Novagentum, Milvands, P R of China, Lester Crest, Doomen, New Juan Carlos Land, Bandorion, Mew Nation, Nixtodea, Roavin, PenguinPies, Amerion, Wild Space, Naam, North Erfton, Great Africans, World United, Negoshi, Aveerya, Hanty, Heliseum, and Maeiland.

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