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Most Secular: 209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 218thLargest Retail Industry: 273rd
The フェデレーション of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
Ut Deum invoco: Hominus victus est in medium.
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Nowa Europa

Population6.813 billion

LeaderPresident Kyle Kulinski

AnimalWater Bear

The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Kyle Kulinski with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.813 billion Nowa Europeans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Nowa Europan economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion banknotes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 264,116 banknotes, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime is well under control. Nowa Europa's national animal is the Water Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nowa Europa is ranked 87,727th in the world and 2,998th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 20.96 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Secular: 209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 218thLargest Retail Industry: 273rdMost Influential: 441stRudest Citizens: 519thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,508thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,796thMost Inclusive: 1,889thSmartest Citizens: 2,212thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,308thMost Efficient Economies: 2,404thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,516thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,538thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,678thMost Developed: 2,707thHighest Average Incomes: 3,013thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,583rdNicest Citizens: 5,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,391stLargest Governments: 6,683rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,116thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,855thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,937thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,059thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,107thHighest Economic Output: 9,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,754thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,214thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,513thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,023rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,578thHighest Drug Use: 16,311thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,330thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,986thMost Stationary: 17,023rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,507thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,660thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,003rdHealthiest Citizens: 22,522nd
Most Secular: 12th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the regionRudest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 68th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 76th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 79th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 123rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 144th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 185th in the regionNicest Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 230th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 232nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 272nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 305th in the regionMost Stationary: 315th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 328th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 372nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 377th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 407th in the regionNudest: 438th in the regionLargest Populations: 483rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 485th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 523rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 532nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 554th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 606th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 624th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 681st in the region

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