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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,795thLargest Retail Industry: 4,994thMost Devout: 5,230th
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NSC83

Population5.762 billion

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Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC83 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.762 billion NSC83ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 83.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NSC83ian economy, worth 840 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,890 cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant, and NSC83ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC83's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC83 is ranked 96,757th in the world and 1,138th in Two for Most Stationary, with 463.80930038408 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,795thLargest Retail Industry: 4,994thMost Devout: 5,230thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,739thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,251stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,611thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,677thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,711thMost Efficient Economies: 10,776thLargest Black Market: 10,780thNudest: 10,871stMost Cultured: 13,039thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,644thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,652ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 15,345thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,667thLowest Crime Rates: 17,731stLargest Governments: 20,145thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,016thMost Patriotic: 21,151stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 21,692ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,811thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,684thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 26,531st
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Most Income Equality: 43rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 91st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 147th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 245th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 251st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NSC83 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC83, NSC83ians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC83, a petition to make petitions important again has been deemed unimportant.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC83, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC83, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails.
  • : NSC83 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC83, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC83, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC83, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC83, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.

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