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Most Devout: 3,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,956thLargest Retail Industry: 5,974th
The Incorporated States of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
I have too many puppets
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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NSC Puppet 127

Population5.977 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 127 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.977 billion NSC Puppet 127ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.1%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 127ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,033 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 172,937 cards, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.

Confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing, and the weather in NSC Puppet 127 City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 127's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 127 is ranked 103,124th in the world and 1,744th in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97815172048 days.

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Most Devout: 3,741stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,956thLargest Retail Industry: 5,974thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,580thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,983rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,465thMost Efficient Economies: 8,059thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,299thRudest Citizens: 8,351stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,043rdLargest Black Market: 10,548thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,654thNudest: 11,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,689thLargest Governments: 13,101stTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 14,921stHighest Average Incomes: 15,282ndLowest Crime Rates: 16,247thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,541stLargest Mining Sector: 18,474thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,586thMost Developed: 21,877thMost Patriotic: 23,615thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,862ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 24,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 27,979thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,693rdHighest Economic Output: 28,949thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,753rd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 217th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 247th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 254th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, the weather in NSC Puppet 127 City is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, the government seems embarrassed to be seen governing.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, confusing advertising has left citizens unsure if cults will either welcome them or try to kill them.
  • : NSC Puppet 127 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, there are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, the ongoing space elevator construction project has elevated the national debt to all new levels.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 127, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG).

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