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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,395thRudest Citizens: 4,861stFattest Citizens: 5,647th
The Incorporated States of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
I have too many puppets
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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NSC Puppet 82

Population5.938 billion

Currencycard
Animallegendary

The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 82 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, infamous sell-swords, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.938 billion NSC Puppet 82ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.3%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 82ian economy, worth 927 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 156,125 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake, and the industries of NSC Puppet 82 are coughing all the way to the bank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 82's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 82 is ranked 103,171st in the world and 1,782nd in Two for Most Stationary, with 413.97776977628 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,395thRudest Citizens: 4,861stFattest Citizens: 5,647thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,037thMost Devout: 6,095thLargest Retail Industry: 7,160thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,276thMost Efficient Economies: 7,423rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,732ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,409thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,424thNudest: 12,241stMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,451stMost Cultured: 12,704thLargest Governments: 12,753rdLargest Black Market: 14,161stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,611thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,076thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,120thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,828thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,089thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,049thLowest Crime Rates: 19,614thHighest Average Incomes: 20,012thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,011thMost Developed: 27,763rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29,078th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Free: 22nd in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 155th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 259th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : NSC Puppet 82 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 82, the industries of NSC Puppet 82 are coughing all the way to the bank.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 82, teens reminisce about when birthdays weren't celebrated with a cool glass of cabbage juice and a slice of corn-cream topped millet cake.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 82, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 82, economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 82, open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 82, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 82, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
  • : Following new legislation in NSC Puppet 82, diplomatic cables about Leader have suddenly been very flattering.
  • : NSC Puppet 82 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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