The Very Happy Office of NU Dispatch is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 10.353 billion writers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient NU Dispatchian economy, worth 347 trillion words a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 33,561 words, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NU Dispatch's national animal is the pet Utopian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
NU Dispatch is ranked 127,545th in the world and 40th in Northern Utopia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.96 law-abiding acts per hour.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
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NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from 
The Asteroid Seed Ship of Primordial Tiamat, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from
The Royal Constitutional Regency of United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Miotus-kandory, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from
The Experimental Academy City of Minervaindexca, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Yotsubishi heavy industry, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Asteroid Seed Ship of Primordial Tiamat, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Royal Constitutional Regency of United Kingdom of Miotia-Candor, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Miotus-kandory, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Experimental Academy City of Minervaindexca, curing 1 million infected.
- : NU Dispatch was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Yotsubishi heavy industry, curing 1 million infected.
