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Most Primitive: 88thMost Ignorant Citizens: 230thLargest Gambling Industry: 528th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Your mom doesn't have any kids
David S Pumpkins
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nug Life

Population4.247 billion

CapitalSomething other than
LeaderDavid S Pumpkins

CurrencyJarvonas
AnimalManatee

The Dictatorship of Nug Life is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by David S Pumpkins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.247 billion Nug Lifeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Something other than. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Nug Lifean economy, worth 974 trillion Jarvonas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,403 Jarvonas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Religious classes are compulsory for all school students, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, and every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity. Crime is a major problem. Nug Life's national animal is the Manatee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Nug Life is ranked 172,809th in the world and 7,597th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 19.43 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Primitive: 88thMost Ignorant Citizens: 230thLargest Gambling Industry: 528thMost Devout: 585thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 706thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 757thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 864thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 979thMost Avoided: 1,058thMost Armed: 1,061stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,130thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,191stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,217thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,236thLargest Mining Sector: 1,327thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,498thFattest Citizens: 1,602ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,737thTop
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Nudest: 2,365thLargest Black Market: 2,396thHighest Crime Rates: 3,824thHighest Average Incomes: 4,346thMost Influential: 4,362ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,287thRudest Citizens: 5,904thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,928thLargest Retail Industry: 6,304thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,285thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,832ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,718thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 15,350thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,433rdLargest Governments: 16,442ndHighest Economic Output: 17,413th
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Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 45th in the regionFattest Citizens: 51st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 66th in the regionNudest: 87th in the regionLargest Black Market: 90th in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 202nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 217th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 239th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 310th in the regionRudest Citizens: 315th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 406th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 463rd in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 560th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 611th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 667th in the regionLargest Governments: 802nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 813th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 134 » Shibutani, Siwale, Territorio di Nessuno, New Lakemba, Corfad, 1 very fast endotarter, Mesopotama, Noahs Second Country, Guer Aike, The Rhein States, Loutsland, Xagill, Empy, Fauzjhia, Yaorozu, Praeceps, Omnistria, Fayyayid, Pazair, Ihese, Notyoutopia, Dabarastan, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Daiz, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Hamerica, Interdimensional Zone, Greater Pittsburgh, Maott, Orado, Zumlandia, Shadowrik, PotatoFarmers, Pallaith, McMasterdonia, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Sundred, The Iron Lions, North Bratislava, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, The Serdey Islands, Seenvorland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Yokciq Empire, Serendipita Martia, Sunto, and 84 others.Frances Francis the First of France, Frostcell, Selfgradatude, Sikol, Valentine Z, Clan Spaniel, Wineclaw, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Saperisole, The Pantheons, Zzozona, Westinor, Xentherida, Valhalla123, Sil Dorsett, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Wisconsota, Hoglands, Plutayah, Libertania Democratica, Fox Richy, Nistriabar, I Like Killing people, Fluffy Noodles, Necromonia, Former English Colony, Prydania, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Kranostav, Unshleepd, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Fendlium, Ihsan, Seanat, Brucklania, Newpromisedland, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Borsukia, New Jamgra, Damsmel, Abject Ludicrosity, Madjack, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Ultra777, Buckhem, Principia Mathematica, Andexia, Moubarakistan, Eschatosia, Votak Matim, Ravendi, The Unicrons, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, U S Eh, Runeda, Therizia, Heilhum Imperius, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Eywaan, Xyrron, Outer Shenendoah, New Trisone, Amprak, Glanst, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Comfed, Chips and Guac, and Navsland.

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