|Capital||Something other than|
|Leader||David S Pumpkins|
The Dictatorship of Nug Life is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by David S Pumpkins with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.247 billion Nug Lifeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Something other than. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 51.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Nug Lifean economy, worth 974 trillion Jarvonas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 229,403 Jarvonas, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Religious classes are compulsory for all school students, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience, citizens know not to ask what their country can do for them but what they can do as chained slaves for their country, and every worker receives exactly the same pay regardless of productivity. Crime is a major problem. Nug Life's national animal is the Manatee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Fiefdom of Navsland.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Republic of Chips and Guac.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Oceanic Rising Sun Republic of Comfed.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The United Empire of Supreme Leader Hadrian.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Sovereign Group of Companies of Glanst.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Free Land of Amprak.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Democratic Union of New Trisone.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Dominion of Outer Shenendoah.
- : Nug Life was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Nug Life was endorsed by The Dechnocracy of Xyrron.
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