by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 218thMost Stationary: 372nd
The Impossible Pantisocracy of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Die hele aarde is aan Nuweland onderworpe!
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Population34.094 billion

LeaderIgnacio Quaresma
FaithLutheran Christianity

Animalring-tailed lemur

The Impossible Pantisocracy of Nuweland is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ignacio Quaresma with a fair hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.094 billion Nuwelanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hammersdorf-Vilamartel. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwelandian economy, worth a remarkable 6,540 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 191,846 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, Ignacio Quaresma is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuweland's national animal is the ring-tailed lemur, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lutheran Christianity.

Nuweland is ranked 26,324th in the world and 320th in Europe for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 7.61 Bank.

Most Influential: 23rdLargest Publishing Industry: 218thMost Stationary: 372ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 420thMost Advanced Public Education: 457thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 611thSafest: 719thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 783rdMost Pacifist: 1,002ndSmartest Citizens: 1,185thHighest Economic Output: 1,216thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,340thLargest Populations: 1,455thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,595thLowest Crime Rates: 1,812thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,538thNicest Citizens: 3,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,203rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,234thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,653rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,980thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,796thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,083rdLargest Governments: 5,654thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,221stMost Inclusive: 6,380thHighest Average Incomes: 7,577thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,078thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,353rdTop
Most Cultured: 12,945thLargest Mining Sector: 13,594thMost Developed: 13,764thMost Secular: 15,594thMost Efficient Economies: 18,525thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,614thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,694th
Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Pacifist: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 56th in the regionNicest Citizens: 59th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 60th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 61st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 65th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 68th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionNudest: 90th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 91st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Inclusive: 120th in the region

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