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Most Conservative: 11,290thMost Authoritarian: 11,535thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,781st
The Theocracy of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
The Chaos crawls so that we may walk.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder / Supreme Day Manager
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Few

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Nyarleth

Population50 million

Currencyducat
AnimalAbino Penguin

The Theocracy of Nyarleth is a large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avant-garde cinema, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 50 million Nyarlethians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Nyarlethian economy, worth 1.32 trillion ducats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 26,314 ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyarleth's national animal is the Abino Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Nyarleth is ranked 96,826th in the world and 1st in Crawling Ascendancy for Most Influential, scoring 80 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Conservative: 11,290thMost Authoritarian: 11,535thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,781stMost Devout: 15,249th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, begun the Clone Wars have.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Abino Penguinball fields.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event.
  • : Following new legislation in Nyarleth, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.

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