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Most Ignorant Citizens: 121st Most Devout: 167th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206th
The Berg Drone of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Good luck living here
some guy
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population4.489 billion

Capitala crater
Leadersome guy
FaithChurch of the Flying Spaghetti Monster


The Berg Drone of O-BrokiPuppet is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by some guy with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, vat-grown people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.489 billion Puppets are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Spirituality is also considered important, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a crater. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.0%.

The frighteningly efficient O-BrokiPuppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion Potatoes a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 277,356 Potatoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 948,302 per year while the poor average 59,641, a ratio of 15.9 to 1.

The moon's craters are more numerous every day, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies, and police nightsticks see use all day long. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. O-BrokiPuppet's national animal is the Proletariat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

O-BrokiPuppet is ranked 2,788th in the world and 16th in New Western Empire for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 52 Valid Endorsements.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 121stMost Devout: 167thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 216thLargest Gambling Industry: 235thMost Primitive: 360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 381stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 388thMost Corrupt Governments: 402ndMost Armed: 439thMost Avoided: 473rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 508thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 633rdFattest Citizens: 698thHighest Crime Rates: 785thLargest Mining Sector: 847thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,295thLargest Black Market: 1,384thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,405thLargest Retail Industry: 1,592ndTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,109thRudest Citizens: 2,389thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,688thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,788thMost Influential: 3,232ndNudest: 4,662ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,696thMost Conservative: 8,096thTop
Highest Economic Output: 11,282ndLargest Governments: 11,507thMost Efficient Economies: 11,996th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the region

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