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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,233rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,908thFattest Citizens: 7,102nd
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Oak River

Population644 million

AnimalBald Eagle

The United States of Oak River is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 644 million Oak Riverians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Oak Riverian economy, worth 52.5 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 81,504 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, and farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oak River's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Oak River is ranked 211,849th in the world and 375th in Conch Kingdom for Best Weather, with 81 Meters Of Sunlight.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,233rdTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,908thFattest Citizens: 7,102ndMost Influential: 7,275thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,111thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,109thLargest Retail Industry: 10,680thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,384thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,724thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,881stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,312thHighest Drug Use: 21,763rdRudest Citizens: 24,163rd
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 18th in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 30th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 30th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 32nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 35th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the region

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