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Rudest Citizens: 5,379th Least Corrupt Governments: 8,129th Most Inclusive: 8,555th
The Federal Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Freedom, Liberty, Independence
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Oakow

Population1.091 billion

CapitalOakowia
LeaderJoszek Dakowe

CurrencyRubek
Animalsquirrel

The Federal Republic of Oakow is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Joszek Dakowe with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.091 billion Oakowians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oakowia. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oakowian economy, worth 160 trillion Rubeks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 147,085 Rubeks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oakow's national animal is the squirrel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oakow is ranked 9,878th in the world and 3rd in Auralia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 10,953.54 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 5,379thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,129thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,555thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,587thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,645thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,635thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,878thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,259thMost Cultured: 10,811thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,897thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,458thSafest: 11,832ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,196thMost Developed: 12,315thSmartest Citizens: 13,011thHighest Average Incomes: 13,152ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,788thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,881stMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,954thLargest Governments: 15,141stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,210thNudest: 16,269th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oakow voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sterilisation of Minors etc".
  • : Following new legislation in Oakow, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
  • : Following new legislation in Oakow, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Oakow, teenage TV characters are played by thirty-year-olds by the end of the second season.
  • : Following new legislation in Oakow, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Oakow, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
  • : Following new legislation in Oakow, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in Oakow, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Oakow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Oakow, t-shirts displaying a photo of Joszek Dakowe performing the Full-Monty are selling out.

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