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Largest Gambling Industry: 416thHighest Crime Rates: 718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,154th
The Mystic Lands of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
A new future awaits us
Founder / Lunar Councillor
Civil Rights
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Population10.762 billion

LeaderPresident Five

Currency5th year

The Mystic Lands of Oakplumington is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Five with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 10.762 billion Oakplumingtons enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Spirituality, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fivesville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.5%.

The thriving Oakplumington economy, worth 840 trillion 5th years a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 78,113 5th years, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

'.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Oakplumington websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, immigrants who don't like the taste of Oakplumington Turnip Chips are immediately deported, stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here, and unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Oakplumington's national animal is the 5555555555555, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 5iveism.

Oakplumington is ranked 134,982nd in the world and 8th in The Mystical Council for Most Average, scoring 32.93 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Largest Gambling Industry: 416thHighest Crime Rates: 718thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,154thMost Armed: 1,417thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,870thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,928thTop
Fattest Citizens: 3,185thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,394thMost Avoided: 3,633rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,731stMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,744thMost Devout: 8,599thTop
Nudest: 10,333rdMost Cultured: 11,096thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,778thHighest Drug Use: 11,985thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,391stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,009thLargest Mining Sector: 13,428thHighest Economic Output: 20,237th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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