The District of Oallaph is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 39.692 billion Oallaphians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The minute, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 7.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Oallaphian economy, worth a remarkable 1,746 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 43,993 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, the nation's favourite colour is gold (Oallaph has found 2 easter eggs), the people of Oallaph are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes, and tantrum-throwing toddlers are regularly imprisoned on assault charges. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oallaph's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oallaph is ranked 245,286^th in the world and 369^th in Ancient Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.35 law-abiding acts per hour.