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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,738thHighest Crime Rates: 2,797thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,319th
The Democratic States of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Eat hope
Influence
Powerbroker
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Obama Foundation

Population1.16 billion

CapitalNairobi
LeaderBarry Soetoro

CurrencyHope
AnimalMule

The Democratic States of Obama Foundation is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Barry Soetoro with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.16 billion Obama Foundationians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nairobi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Obama Foundationian economy, worth 121 trillion Hopes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 104,427 Hopes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,605 per year while the poor average 18,472, a ratio of 21.9 to 1.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Obama Foundation's national animal is the Mule, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Obama Foundation is ranked 105,535th in the world and 2nd in Obama Moment for Largest Governments, scoring 12.92 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,738thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,797thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,319thFattest Citizens: 3,383rdRudest Citizens: 3,575thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,337thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,771stLargest Retail Industry: 6,323rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,800thMost Avoided: 7,191stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,987thTop
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Most Armed: 12,462ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,029thHighest Drug Use: 19,358thMost Efficient Economies: 22,678th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, the state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association.
  • : Obama Foundation was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, Obama Foundation successfully hosted the Obama Moment Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Obama Foundation, hit TV show 'The eXecution Factor' is a critical success.

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