The Jedi of Obi-Wan DENobi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Obi-Wan DENobi with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.715 billion raiders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DEN City. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient DEN economy, worth a remarkable 2,397 trillion DEN Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 135,349 DEN Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky, Obi-Wan DENobi spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, any girl that shows an interest in Lego is pressured to study engineering, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on DEN roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Obi-Wan DENobi's national animal is the Animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Invasionism.

Obi-Wan DENobi is ranked 11,188^th in the world and 1^st in Europea for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.01 law-abiding acts per hour.