The State of Oceanian Peoples is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.893 billion Oceanian Peoplesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Oceanian Peoplesian economy, worth 754 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 54,337 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 350,213 per year while the poor average 3,406, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Oceanian Peoples has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Oceanian Peoples's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Oceanian Peoples is ranked 288,058^th in the world and 1^st in the American Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.14 law-abiding acts per hour.