Population | 2.369 billion |
Capital | Lages |
Leader | Mark Renan |
Faith | Rantian |
Currency | Oestyian Money |
Animal | Cat |
The Republic of Oesty is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mark Renan with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working population of 2.369 billion Oestyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Law & Order, Education, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lages. The average income tax rate is 15.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Oestyian economy, worth 124 trillion Oestyian Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,519 Oestyian Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, former gun owners are finding that brandishing paintball guns isn't as satisfying as the real thing, contestants on Oesty's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oesty's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Rantian.
Oesty is ranked 207,356th in the world and 1,571st in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 39.29203735308 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oesty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Oesty was endorsed by The Snarky Souls of The Warriors of Determination.
- : Oesty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Oesty was endorsed by The Empire of Nas Crustium.
- : Oesty was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Oesty's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Oesty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Oesty was endorsed by The Weedlord of Dilber.
- : Oesty was endorsed by The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil.
- : Oesty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 15 » Bhang Bhang Duc, Overthinkers, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Karlica, Varanius, Fotisdia, Yy4u, Isachile Tum, Glorious Existence, Wickedly evil people, Mediobogdum, Corbeil, Dilber, Nas Crustium, and The Warriors of Determination.