by Max Barry

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,264thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,521st
The Kingdom of
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Population1.581 billion

LeaderGuy Fieri

Animalstarving artist

The Kingdom of Ohmygodletmepickaname is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Guy Fieri with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.581 billion Ohmygodletmepickanameans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flavourtown. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ohmygodletmepickanamean economy, worth 143 trillion florins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,570 florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ohmygodletmepickaname's national animal is the starving artist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ohmygodletmepickaname is ranked 189,897th in the world and 6,915th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.6 Obesity Rate.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,264thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,775thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,521stLargest Welfare Programs: 10,673rdMost Inclusive: 11,690thTop
Nicest Citizens: 12,132ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,340thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,588thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,529thMost Pacifist: 18,003rdLargest Retail Industry: 20,517th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 97th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 207th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 279th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 319th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 321st in the regionNicest Citizens: 379th in the regionMost Inclusive: 383rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 395th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 434th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 643rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 646th in the regionMost Cultured: 733rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 768th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 772nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 785th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 787th in the regionBest Weather: 803rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 842nd in the region

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