by Max Barry

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Most Conservative: 6,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,669thMost Influential: 10,956th
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Population533 million


The Empire of OhMyGosh1 is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 533 million OhMyGosh1ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.8%.

The strong OhMyGosh1ian economy, worth 31.9 trillion Monies a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,842 Monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,760 per year while the poor average 10,519, a ratio of 22.1 to 1.

Unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money, and a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OhMyGosh1's national animal is the Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

OhMyGosh1 is ranked 133,866th in the world and 6,000th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 245.23 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Conservative: 6,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,669thTop
Most Influential: 10,956thMost Authoritarian: 11,198thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,677thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,045thMost Ignorant Citizens: 19,590thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,677thMost Avoided: 19,877th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 362nd in the regionMost Conservative: 376th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 532nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 538th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 566th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 589th in the regionLargest Black Market: 590th in the regionMost Avoided: 651st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 720th in the region

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