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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,595th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,178th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,351st
The New Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die...
President Asari Tsunayoshi
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Oile Islands

Population2.212 billion

LeaderPresident Asari Tsunayoshi

AnimalOiliean Panda

The New Republic of Oile Islands is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Asari Tsunayoshi with an even hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, parental licensing program, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.212 billion Oilieans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verciles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.9%.

The all-consuming Oiliean economy, worth 220 trillion Ollies a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is 99,620 Ollies, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oile Islands's national animal is the Oiliean Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Legalism.

Oile Islands is ranked 152,621st in the world and 7,909th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 19 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,595thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,178thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,351stMost Avoided: 9,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,689thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,813th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 264th in the regionMost Avoided: 321st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 344th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 372nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 375th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 532nd in the region

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