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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,099th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 5,584th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7,081st
The New Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
When Good Men Do Nothing, Bad Men Win.
President Asari Tsunayoshi
Civil Rights
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Oile Islands

Population2.539 billion

LeaderPresident Asari Tsunayoshi

AnimalOiliean Panda

The New Republic of Oile Islands is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Asari Tsunayoshi with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.539 billion Oilieans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verciles. The average income tax rate is 66.1%.

The all-consuming Oiliean economy, worth 270 trillion Ollies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,720 Ollies, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Childish pranks are no laughing matter, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oile Islands's national animal is the Oiliean Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Legalism.

Oile Islands is ranked 117,734th in the world and 6,454th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 672.57 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,099thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,584thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,081stTop
Most Avoided: 9,476thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,600thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,337thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,739thLargest Black Market: 16,900th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 203rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 255th in the regionMost Avoided: 341st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 400th in the regionLargest Black Market: 427th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 429th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 776th in the region

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