by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421stNudest: 2,833rdMost Influential: 3,158th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Long live the emperor
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.122 billion

LeaderGod emperor


The Holy Empire of Okramija is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by God emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, otherworldly petting zoo, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.122 billion Okramijans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okramopolis. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Okramijan economy, worth 149 trillion talirs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 133,187 talirs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, God emperor is the self-declared God of all Okramija, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Okramija's national animal is the bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Okramijanisam.

Okramija is ranked 20,577th in the world and 1,056th in The North Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,352.55 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,421stTop
Nudest: 2,833rdMost Influential: 3,158thMost Devout: 6,606thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,222ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,592ndMost Avoided: 9,670thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,698thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,779thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,914thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,156thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,271stTop
Fattest Citizens: 12,281stLargest Black Market: 13,148thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,179thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16,061stHighest Average Incomes: 17,742ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,747thLargest Retail Industry: 19,048thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,962ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,066thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,149thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,577th
Nudest: 108th in the regionMost Devout: 271st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 340th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 376th in the regionMost Avoided: 381st in the regionFattest Citizens: 401st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 404th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 423rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 456th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 464th in the regionLargest Black Market: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 520th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 604th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 724th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 790th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 829th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 895th in the regionMost Influential: 899th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 913th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Okramija was endorsed by The Holy of Abonland.
  • : Okramija was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Okramija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Okramija was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector and Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Okramija, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Okramija, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Okramija changed its national faith to "Okramijanisam".
  • : Following new legislation in Okramija, God emperor is the self-declared God of all Okramija.
  • : Following new legislation in Okramija, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Okramija voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » Orado, The Rhein States, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Empy, Hamerica, Korovan Isles, Noahs Second Country, Praeceps, Ethnon, Loutsland, Ihese, Selfgradatude, Guer Aike, Dabarastan, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, Corfad, El Fiji Grande, Siwale, Fizban, Westinor, New Lakemba, Pazair, McMasterdonia, Nistriabar, Wineclaw, Shibutani, Daiz, Maott, Interdimensional Zone, The Pantheons, Wisconsota, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Xagill, Frances Francis the First of France, Valhalla123, Territorio di Nessuno, Pallaith, Xentherida, Great Bights Mum, Seenvorland, Sundred, Kranostav, Zumlandia, Loli County, Fendlium, Serendipita Martia, and 99 others.Unshleepd, North Bratislava, Valentine Z, 1 very fast endotarter, SherpDaWerp in TNP, Sunto, Sil Dorsett, Newpromisedland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Crader, Yokciq Empire, Zeternia, Astronomical, Godwanna, Abject Ludicrosity, Shadowrik, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Mesopotama, Holy Oranz, Greater Pittsburgh, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, Frostcell, Sikol, Cors Evia, Saperisole, Zzozona, Partax, The Tampa Bay Rays, Former English Colony, I Like Killing people, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Marinxa, The Calabash Protectorate, El Emayo, Wilkshire, Clan Spaniel, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Schnuftelland, Joodey, Highton Islands, Yalgora, Unimaginable Doom, New Jamgra, Madjack, Simone Republic, Xipher, Nolan Burg, Kragsgale, Ravendi, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, Buckhem, Erubetia, Solskjar, Eastern Cous Empria, Andexia, WeKnow, Principia Mathematica, Pelican Isands, Moubarakistan, U S Eh, Ihsan, Eschatosia, Napnomadia, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Heilhum Imperius, Innocentic, Runeda, Draconian Progression, Therizia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Xyrron, Eywaan, Comfed, Amprak, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Lulubellia, Rozarus, and Abonland.

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