The Holy Queendom of Oktotheio is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Our Lady Sulfur Sapphira Frasch with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.547 billion Oktotheioans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sapphire City. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Oktotheioan economy, worth a remarkable 2,771 trillion Gold Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 324,228 Gold Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Oktotheio, and kids these days know how to throw a proper punch. Crime is totally unknown. Oktotheio's national animal is the Collared Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Oktotheism.

Oktotheio is ranked 290,394^th in the world and 5^th in The Nudist Union for Fattest Citizens, with 5.98 Obesity Rate.