by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 173rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278thMost Influential: 502nd
The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Aequatis, Felicitatem, Pax. Moo?
His Royal Majesty King Olofin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population2.096 billion

LeaderHis Royal Majesty King Olofin

AnimalAbik Valley Dove

The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of Olofin is a massive, genial nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Olofin with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.096 billion Olofinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abik. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Olofinian economy, worth 328 trillion e-Ayoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,888 e-Ayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The diplomatic corps stinks, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, lending money has become a major liability, and the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olofin's national animal is the Abik Valley Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ijnabism.

Olofin is ranked 10,298th in the world and 545th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 92.8 Atheism Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 173rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 278thMost Influential: 502ndLargest Welfare Programs: 1,272ndMost Pacifist: 1,323rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,449thSafest: 1,567thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,569thNicest Citizens: 1,768thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,909thBest Weather: 3,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,112thHealthiest Citizens: 3,157thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,285thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,497thMost Developed: 3,639thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,788thLowest Crime Rates: 3,806thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,939thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,720thSmartest Citizens: 4,871stMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,015thLargest Governments: 5,108thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,134thMost Cultured: 5,761stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,851stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,890thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,880thMost Efficient Economies: 9,979thMost Secular: 10,298thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,345thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,889thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,213th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 62nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 80th in the regionMost Pacifist: 91st in the regionSafest: 95th in the regionTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 106th in the regionNicest Citizens: 117th in the regionMost Inclusive: 142nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 160th in the regionMost Influential: 160th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 176th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 182nd in the regionBest Weather: 189th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 189th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 194th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 196th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 209th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 214th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 226th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 249th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 259th in the regionLargest Governments: 265th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 289th in the regionMost Cultured: 291st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 411th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 513th in the regionMost Secular: 545th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 547th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 570th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 709th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 729th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 824th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Olofin was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, lending money has become a major liability.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Olofin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, the diplomatic corps stinks.
  • : Olofin endorsed The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
  • : Olofin was endorsed by The United Coffee Provinces of Caffeinetopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, the nation leads The North Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 355 » Dabarastan, The Rhein States, United Kahndaq, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, Loutsland, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Fraguale Cothe, Dreadton, Sundred, Corfad, Daiz, Kasazzastan, Koda-Land, Trillius, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Siwale, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Clan Spaniel, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Ethnon, Vincone Cae, PlanetPunk, Sunto, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Seenvorland, The Teddy, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Xentherida, Viridiann, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Zumlandia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, Vernest Quill, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Advancia-Sizzletown, Holy Oranz, and 305 others.Abiswashyo-bhumi, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valhalla123, Jovian Knights, Bearical, Shadowrik, Empy, Prydania, Partax, El Fiji Grande, Pleroma Sans Romans, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Zecit, Volstokn, Zokk, Tachycardia, Austral States of America, Serendipita Martia, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Loli County, Rosewood-, Hamerica, Wilkshire, Free Culture, Fayyayid, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Malta Comino Gozo, Universal State Formula, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Lucedeia, New Jamgra, Votak Matim, Joodey, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, Minuda, Chukstik Illahi, Eraver, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Real Ram Ranch, Unsophisticate, Freyford, Grue, Marmiedon, Solmetria, Alice Gardens, AAA Provisional Empire, Abonland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aetulia, Cors Evia, Arimbia, Ausnakulia, Lemonbiscuits, Alamei, French Bananastan, Fel Imass, Kappacon, Dakota Territories, Newam, Gilakistan, New Lakemba, The Most Freedom Ever, The O C, Fascist Democracy, Walter Jackson, Soviet Terran, Godwanna, Amblegreserland, Joevala, Montarc, Vexilia, Dicko, Karazan, The Austro Germanic Union, United States of Medford, Manticore utopia, East Supple Lund, Great Jenovah, Dopeland420, Wooleystan, Fredericksborg, Panama Coalition, Arlens Apartment, Nationeer, Necromonia, South Almyra, Xyrron, Drutopia Insomnia, Choistan, Cloydicia, Lorigia, Potatolandium, Disunited Earth, Conservative State of Poland, Esplandia, Revolutionary Sealand, Fizban, LostLegion, Aeolist, Quentiam Viventem, Detrivania, The Lancerian Empire, Nordic-British Union, Phoronu, Prevaland, Crader, Cinnibar, Diodone, Altivia, Zixu, SORT, Yukti, Nisastria, Novaray, Centromuria, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Itallitopia, Miamington, New Avian, Old Emporia, Anne Hathaway, Noesantara, Independent Halls, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, New Octicarg, Cape Flower, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, The Greylands, States of Asra, Westinor, Yemet, Preble, Azzarel, BrightFutures, Nistriabar, Virillum, Ataraxia Somnia, Memenaide, The English Alliance, West Hamburg, United Asgardian States, Iceria, Asgardira, Varola, Orenmark, Vauquelin, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Pradovnia, Kadarra, Hyphen, United States of Americanas, Ing Comashki, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Saint Alaric, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Khoik, Greater New America, Astronomical, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Dangine, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Yalgora, Innocentic, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, U S Eh, Arichia, Simone Republic, Eywaan, Principia Mathematica, Solcius, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Smesh, Labora, Madjack, Pokemanland, Maynilan, Xipher, Kragsgale, Palisede, Buckhem, Loptous, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Zaeli, David Davidson, Anungu, Zimmerdachen, Free Lives, Maclare, DIMAnism, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Eurochina, Vathnutum, Kenaniahistan, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Gautania, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Kurniastan, Sisang, Northern Gulebird, Snottelling, Outer Shenendoah, Lulubellia, Glanst, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Navsland, Rozarus, Jestings, Hardscrabble, Ofira, A Die, The Clever Crow, A Salmon Named Harold, Cowbridge, Sopernia, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Republica Guilleana, Animu Place, Sakusen, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Ecronentia, Gorundu, Pytong, Black Spears, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Lubi Islands, Religioncord, Great Robertia, Arloria, Testnation223, Bankowiata, Dai Nippon Yamato, Kazoo Basin, Venicea, Caffeinetopia, and The Unified Missourtama States.

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