by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 470th
The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Open-Minded Education State
Aequatis, Felicitatem, Pax. Moo?
His Royal Majesty King Olofin
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.654 billion

LeaderHis Royal Majesty King Olofin

AnimalAbik Valley Dove

The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of Olofin is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Olofin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.654 billion Olofinians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abik. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Olofinian economy, worth 247 trillion e-Ayoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 149,448 e-Ayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, builders across Olofin are blocked up with orders for new public loos, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements, and citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olofin's national animal is the Abik Valley Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Olofinism.

Olofin is ranked 49,834th in the world and 1,448th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 272.95578364152 Days.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 263rdMost Influential: 470thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,696thMost Pacifist: 1,849thSafest: 1,908thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,229thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,361stNicest Citizens: 2,403rdMost Inclusive: 3,195thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,203rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,311thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,325thBest Weather: 4,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,680thMost Developed: 4,883rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,927thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,339thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,413thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,792ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,856thSmartest Citizens: 6,179thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,183rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,435thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,991stLargest Governments: 7,005thMost Cultured: 7,435thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,829thMost Secular: 10,329thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,772ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,299thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,945thHighest Average Incomes: 13,559thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,608thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,266th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rd in the regionSafest: 99th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 111th in the regionMost Pacifist: 122nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 144th in the regionNicest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 150th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 190th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 196th in the regionMost Inclusive: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 240th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 244th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246th in the regionBest Weather: 249th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 251st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 257th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 264th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 288th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 292nd in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 321st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 322nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 334th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 342nd in the regionLargest Governments: 359th in the regionMost Cultured: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 435th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 475th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 542nd in the regionMost Secular: 556th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 583rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 626th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 658th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 768th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 869th in the regionMost Politically Free: 958th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, rare art has become a significant factor in negotiating all foreign trade agreements.
  • : Olofin endorsed The Empire of Great Robertia.
  • : Olofin was endorsed by The Empire of Great Robertia.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, builders across Olofin are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Olofin withdrew its endorsement from The Democratic Republic of WeKnow.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 371 » Dabarastan, The Rhein States, United Kahndaq, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, Loutsland, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Fraguale Cothe, Dreadton, Sundred, Corfad, Daiz, Kasazzastan, Koda-Land, Trillius, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Siwale, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Clan Spaniel, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Ethnon, Vincone Cae, PlanetPunk, Sunto, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Seenvorland, The Teddy, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Xentherida, Viridiann, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Zumlandia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, Vernest Quill, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Advancia-Sizzletown, Abject Ludicrosity, and 321 others.Holy Oranz, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valhalla123, Jovian Knights, Bearical, Shadowrik, Castle Federation, Empy, Prydania, Partax, El Fiji Grande, Palgo, Pleroma Sans Romans, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Terban Kedah, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Zecit, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Zokk, Tachycardia, Lungha, Austral States of America, Serendipita Martia, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Loli County, Sea Ghost, Rosewood-, Hamerica, Wilkshire, Free Culture, Fayyayid, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Valatic Ash, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Malta Comino Gozo, Universal State Formula, Pheonisland, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, New Biryukova, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Lucedeia, New Jamgra, Methor, Votak Matim, Joodey, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, The World Capitalist Confederation, Eschatosia, Minuda, Chukstik Illahi, Eraver, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Real Ram Ranch, Unsophisticate, Freyford, Banabistan, The Empire of the Clarence, Grue, Marmiedon, Solmetria, Alice Gardens, AAA Provisional Empire, Wolvenland, Abonland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aetulia, British Pacific Islands, Cors Evia, Arimbia, Jellies Island, Ausnakulia, Lemonbiscuits, Alamei, French Bananastan, Fel Imass, Kappacon, Dakota Territories, Newam, The Reorganized Arctic Territories, Gilakistan, New Lakemba, The Most Freedom Ever, The O C, Fascist Democracy, Walter Jackson, Soviet Terran, Godwanna, Amblegreserland, Joevala, United Federation of Technocrats, Montarc, Vexilia, Dicko, Karazan, The Austro Germanic Union, United States of Medford, Manticore utopia, East Supple Lund, Great Jenovah, Calamazo, JMingozela, Dopeland420, Dadastan Archipelago, Wooleystan, Fredericksborg, Panama Coalition, Arlens Apartment, Nationeer, Necromonia, Yun Empire, South Almyra, Xyrron, Drutopia Insomnia, Choistan, Aroa, Cloydicia, Lorigia, Potatolandium, Disunited Earth, Conservative State of Poland, Esplandia, Revolutionary Sealand, Fizban, ZimRobwe, LostLegion, Aeolist, Quentiam Viventem, Detrivania, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Nordic-British Union, Phoronu, Kulgatha, Pyxie, Prevaland, Crader, Cinnibar, Diodone, Plangainer, Altivia, Zixu, SORT, Yukti, Venezuelia, Nisastria, Novaray, Centromuria, Kanlidia, Veltania, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Itallitopia, Miamington, New Avian, Sunaiya, Old Emporia, Anne Hathaway, Noesantara, Independent Halls, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, Lazadonil, New Octicarg, Immenium, Cape Flower, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, Eteles, The Greylands, States of Asra, Westinor, Warsaw-Halicz, Thenationofthesun, Yemet, North Novkia, Greater Chimeran Union, Preble, Azzarel, BrightFutures, GreatTombOfNazarik, Nistriabar, Virillum, Ataraxia Somnia, Moose repupblic, Memenaide, The English Alliance, Wallachian People, West Hamburg, Irishvan, United Asgardian States, Tellavinna, Iceria, Asgardira, Lendara, Varola, Orenmark, Vauquelin, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Pradovnia, Kadarra, Hyphen, United States of Americanas, Ing Comashki, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Saint Alaric, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Californian Redwood, Khoik, Greater New America, Astronomical, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Mon Civia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, PortvgaI, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Iztocna Slavija, Hoglands, Plutayah, Termathe, Borsukia, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Montinario, Dangine, Asoc lon, Lionia, Ihsan, The Havens, Yalgora, Innocentic, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, U S Eh, Arbor Marshes, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Simone Republic, Eywaan, Principia Mathematica, Solcius, Estandarte, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, The New Cordian Empire, Valshire, Smesh, Labora, Madjack, Pokemanland, Energi Empire, The Noviosyus, Maynilan, Xipher, Kragsgale, Palisede, Buckhem, Loptous, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, WeKnow, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Zaeli, David Davidson, Anungu, Zimmerdachen, Free Lives, Maclare, DIMAnism, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Eurochina, and Great Robertia.

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