The Federal Republic of Omalayia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Hizea Zo with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, parental licensing program, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.673 billion Omalayians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elsyp. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Omalayian economy, worth 287 trillion Kores a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,549 Kores, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse, Honeysheep are considered a delicacy, the 'maybe not shock and awe' foreign policy initiative is showing promise, and the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Omalayia's national animal is the Honeysheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Rakdos.

Omalayia is ranked 80,335^th in the world and 1,277^th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 290.74701531068 days.