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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 70thMost Armed: 104thLargest Gambling Industry: 107th
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
You bastards!
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
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Population33.631 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.631 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 15,514 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 461,322 tree-fiddies, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, Kennyite TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 122nd in the world and 2nd in Antarctic Oasis for Highest Crime Rates, with 147.17 Crimes Per Hour.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 70thMost Armed: 104thLargest Gambling Industry: 107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110thHighest Crime Rates: 122ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 126thHighest Economic Output: 143rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 148thFattest Citizens: 151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 158thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 172ndMost Avoided: 190thLargest Insurance Industry: 227thMost Stationary: 261stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 318thMost Rebellious Youth: 325thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 351stHighest Average Incomes: 405thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 415thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 462ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 498thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 684thLargest Mining Sector: 746thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 756thRudest Citizens: 814thLargest Retail Industry: 1,031stLargest Populations: 1,226thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,307thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,460thMost Efficient Economies: 1,748thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,992ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,226thMost Influential: 3,261stHighest Poor Incomes: 3,444thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,316thMost Cultured: 4,635thLargest Black Market: 6,981stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,307thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,397thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,267th
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

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