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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thLargest Gambling Industry: 99thMost Armed: 106th
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt Self-Congratulatory Merchant Bankers
You bastards!
Influence
Power
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Omigodtheykilledkenny

Population35.102 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

Currencytree-fiddy
AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 35.102 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 16,114 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 459,080 tree-fiddies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

A suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Kennyite politicians, the term cold case has taken on a very literal meaning, the Kennyite war navy contains an oddly large number of luxury yachts and cruise liners, and garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 106th in the world and 2nd in Antarctic Oasis for Most Armed, with 65.05 Weapons Per Person.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 68thLargest Gambling Industry: 99thMost Armed: 106thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 112thHighest Crime Rates: 123rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 132ndHighest Economic Output: 140thHighest Disposable Incomes: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 147thFattest Citizens: 161stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 186thMost Avoided: 197thLargest Insurance Industry: 218thMost Stationary: 253rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 322ndMost Rebellious Youth: 327thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 334thHighest Average Incomes: 446thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 538thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 548thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 759thLargest Mining Sector: 788thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 796thRudest Citizens: 967thLargest Retail Industry: 1,156thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,167thLargest Populations: 1,190thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,594thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,653rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,722ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,010thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,482ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,204thMost Influential: 3,545thMost Cultured: 4,827thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,905thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,269thLargest Black Market: 8,321stSmartest Citizens: 11,215thTop
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Nudest: 12,493rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,056thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,303rd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the region

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